LATEST BUSH JOKE

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LATEST BUSH JOKE

 user 2006-01-18 at 10:36:00 am Views: 57
  • #13671

    Bush In Hell
    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
    “I
    don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have
    no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you
    what I’m going to do. I’ve got some folks here who weren’t quite as bad
    as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
    I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
    In
    it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
    surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in
    hell. “No, George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I
    don’t think I could do that all day long.”
    The devil led him to the
    next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full
    of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
    “No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
    agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented George.
    The
    devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
    floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
    spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
    does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can
    handle this.” The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”