Football fans… This is too funny!

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Football fans… This is too funny!

 user 2003-10-17 at 1:23:00 pm Views: 79
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    > (1) What does the average Nebraska player get on his SATs?

    > ………Drool.

    >

    > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

    >

    > ………A full set of teeth.

    >

    > (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room?

    > ………Grease her hips and push.

    >

    > (4) How do you get a Illinois graduate off your porch?

    > ………Pay him for the pizza.

    >

    > (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a

    > girlfriend ?

    > ……..There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

    >

    > (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ……..

    > Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    >

    > (7) What are the longest three years of an TEXAS A&M football player’s

    > life ?

    > ………His freshman year.

    >

    > (8) How many NOTRE DAME freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

    > ………None. That’s a sophomore course.

    >

    > (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

    > ……..Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never

    > look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

    >

    > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash…..)

    >

    > (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

    > ……. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,

    > and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.