Sex On The Beach
A
policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After
a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel
room he wanted to make love with his wife.
– No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
– You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
– Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
–
You are right – said the husband – but it was a moment of weakness. We
didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and
it would be very embarrassing if you fine me
– Don’t worry, you are
a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I
caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she
will have to pay for it.