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> (1) What does the average Nebraska player get on his SATs?
> ………Drool.
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> (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
>
> ………A full set of teeth.
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> (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room?
> ………Grease her hips and push.
>
> (4) How do you get a Illinois graduate off your porch?
> ………Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
> girlfriend ?
> ……..There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
>
> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ……..
> Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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> (7) What are the longest three years of an TEXAS A&M football player’s
> life ?
> ………His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many NOTRE DAME freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> ………None. That’s a sophomore course.
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> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ……..Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never
> look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash…..)
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> (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
> ……. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
> and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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